Post by swampgas on May 24, 2006 11:04:04 GMT -5
How To Be a 9/11 Gov't Shill
© Sept. 12, 2001, John Rendon Group
(or, "How I took my legacy of service to my country and flushed it down the loo for some retirement age beer money.")
1. Come from a government-related background. Ex-military, ex-intelligence and ex-defense contractor employees are fertile ground for post-retirement Perception Management recruitment. Generally, your loyalty has been established, and you posses the basic knowledge of the machinations of government business, whether it be above-board or covert. Plus, odds are at some point you've been forced to participated in some kind of Skull & Bones-ish, Bohemian Grove-esque homo-erotic ritual with Henry Kissinger or Merv Griffin (ewwww) that can be used to insure you'll keep your trap shut about what you know about us. Not to mention, you have a decent amount of free time now to spend online - and no one will ever be clever enough to remove the "ex" from your description.
No special skills are required - all you need to become a top-level propaganda whore is a PC or Mac, an internet connection (use a free NetZero dial-up account if your the standard, technically-challenged, corporate teat-sucking tight-ass), knowledge of simple cut-and-paste techniques, a talent for repeating yourself ad nauseum, and the ability to endure appearing moronically uninformed and embarrassingly ignorant of the mores of common sense and ethical conduct. Oh yes - and the ability to sleep at night whilst knowing you're helping a gang of disgusting mass murderers get away with the worst crime of in the history of mankind. (This will take some getting used to, but will become easier as you acquire the ability to look yourself in the mirror each morning and realize your not just getting older, you're becoming a slightly more wealthy, conscience-less shell of a human being.)
2. Always appear to be a Democrat/Liberal, and try to pick an appropriate nickname. Even if you are not a real Liberal (and anyone can be a shill, we don't care if you used to drive Bin Laden's car), be sure to constantly espouse Liberal/Democratic values, particularly total disgust for the current administration. This "ideo-camo" (as we call it) lends credence to otherwise more suspicious "Bush is innocent" attitude and helps obfuscate the financial nature of your opinions and motives.
If you truly are a Liberal, you will know the proper catch phrases and attitudes to possess. And take heart in the concept that you've not only sold out your country for money, you're stabbing your party in the back as well (see: Lee Hamilton). It's a Purgatory two for one sale! Now, if you're a Freeper or NeoCon with a mask on, try surfing the Liberal blogs for as long as you can stand it, glomming Dem talking points and Right-Wing put-downs. They're out there in spades these days - even the Republican blogs have some good ones.
3. Sign up on a Lib message board and make a bee-line for the 9/11 section. (They all have them now, some are just hard to find, since the mods and corporate heads tend to fear too much of this "crazy talk". If it's not in the current events section, try the "Coffee Klatch" or "Pa Dutch Quilting" section, anything that sounds unrelated to 9/11. They stick them anywhere there's room, and often try to appease ad sponsors by hiding them out of view of the GP.
Try to visit a political thread occasionally on the board you join, and make an ideological comment... although to be honest, very few will check your post history list and put 2 and 2 together. If necessary, just drop by, type a generic line like "Yeah, man, BushCo is going down!", then get back to work in the 9/11 room. Remember - we're not paying you $14.95 a line for posts with valid opinions here.
4. Stay in touch with your superiors - the paradigm of 9/11 obfuscation is always changing. The initial stages were to totally deny and obfuscate any government involvement in the op, while the bureaucrats foot-dragging successfully pushed the investigative envelope as far from the time line of events as possible, allowing for the maximum amount of evidence attrition to occur (and public apathetically-fed forgetfulness). Now that the world is slowly awakening to reality, Phase 2 is well under way - compartmentalize and restrict the blame. On the internet, we have shifted into the "a few rogue elements of the government having advance knowledge of the attacks" scenario. This blame, while still needing critical minimization, must be aimed at the proper targets as it invariably seeps out. Outside the 'net, no problems - rape allegation trials, missing rich girls on exotic islands, shark attacks and other everyday tripe are far more important to John Q. Public, as our corporate operatives repeatedly assure their suck puppets in the cable news biz.
For example - Mike Malloy 'came out' on 9/11 a while back. The damage may have already been done there, so we're scaling back. Randi Rhodes, however, is just now starting to really spill it, so we need heavy-duty shilling over there. Get your ducks in order and remember - we pay by the line! Post long and post often, about your undying love for The Goddess, whilst displaying the most righteous indignation over her daring to question the honesty of the Bush administration (don't worry, it sounds totally nonsensical, but... you'll figure out how to sell it, because if you don't, you're fired.) Rest assured that Randi will get wind of your boycott and phone you personally to plead with you to reconsider. (Just one of the many perks of Perception Managment Shilling.)
5. At all times, maintain the theory that the Bush administration, each and every one of them, are too stupid to have contributed in any way to the perpetration of this mass murder crime. Not too stupid to have the names of the 19 Arabs they claim did the deed, not 24 hours afterward without a shred of evidence, but too stupid to... well you get the picture. They're dumb, unorganized and... dumb. The three most important words to hammer away with are "incompetence", "incompetence" and "incompetence". Make constant references to the botched Iraq War, the botched Katrina relief and the botched 9/11 Investigation. Oops, scratch that 3rd item, my bad.
Also, try not to bring up the fact that the media completely ignored all of the evidence these Truthers are bringing up, and still continue to ignore it to this day. That does not mean in any way that the corporate heads of these "news organizations" are directing the reporting or editorializing the content. Except for Fox News - remember, even if you were a Repub, you're a Liberal now, and Fox is fair game in every aspect except 9/11 coverage. There, every news outlet is equal and "doing the best it can", and none can be blamed for ignoring 9/11 anomalies. It's all just "junk science" and "wild speculation by delusional paranoids." (Two more good focus-group-tested phrases, btw.)
You will see some "celebrities" and even some Congressmen coming on board this Truth Movement. Fear not, all is under control. Everyone you see being allowed to speak out in the MSM has been carefully selected on the basis of their past behavioral history (no matter how irrelevant to intelligence or honesty), their character assassination vulnerability (the "assassination method for pussies" as we call it in the agency), or their closet skeleton count (also known as "the number of whacky, fringe organizations they can be somehow attached to" for overall discrediting purposes).
6. On message boards, try to post up the same points as often as possible, even if they've been shot to hell like Swiss cheese. Just because 26 other posters handed you your ass a few times, over some flimsy data you supplied, doesn't mean there isn't a newbie out there who will see it and swallow it like candy. Remember, this is not a battle to win over Truth Movement members - they cling to their silly "facts" and "proof" and "evidence of previous governmental dishonesty"- it's all about impressing the uninitiated center. You have righteous indignation on your side, and most people are too lazy to do any research themselves, and will often buy into the first bit of data they see. So get to them first and often!
7. Always point to your "superior credentials" on technical issues, even if you have to make them up. No one can prove squat about anyone's life experience, education or previous employment history via online info, so go nuts. Try, if you can, to relate any claims you make to the subject matter. For example, if I were to tout my experience in avionics while explaining why Larry Silverstein didn't mean "Pull it!" when he said "Pull it!", that would be a mistake. Likewise, mentioning the large mouth bass I caught at the lake last year does not buck up my theory that the small jet that hit the Pentagon West Wing was an A3 flown by a rogue Air Force pilot who suspected Donald Rumsfeld was shtupping his wife, then forgot which wing Rummy's office was in.
One you've established your pseudo-superior experience on a subject, immediately challenge others on the thread to produce proof of theirs. Most message board posters will not be as clever as you, and will admit they haven't had time to make up a schooling history. Bam! You got 'em.
8. When you find something that works, stay with it. An overused Achilles' Heel can stand the test of time, no matter how it's ripped apart by facts an investigation. Plenty of suspect evidence has been planted on 9/11, such as the "hologram CGI planes theory", the "no bodies found at the Trade Center" theory, the "Flight 93 was shot down, man!", the "Steven E. Jones is a Cyborg" theory, the "The Federal Reserve is a privately-owned corporation that helps it's globalist owners fund ops like 9/11" theory.... Oops... that was supposed to stay under wraps for a while. Forget I mentioned it. And when all else fails, bring out the "A" word - associate 9/11 Trust members with alien abductions and UFOlogists. We've been cultivating this parallel for decades now, so use it. What do you think - that we spend 200 mil a year on Area 51 because we're doing some kind of actual research there? Bahahahaha!
Also, try to derail any debates that point to taboo subjects. For example, the significance of the date September 11th. Red flags are comments about 9/11/1973 being the day Henry Kissinger orchestrated the overthrow of Chile's democratically-elected government and the murder of Salvaor Allende, or that 9/11/1991 (exactly 10 years previous) was the day of GHW Bush's first "New World Order" speech. Purely coinciednce, as is everything related to the numbers 9 and 11.
Don't forget another asset you've had from the beginning - the shill websites. Some of these[/url] are admittedly completely government-funded piles of steamy sh*t, but some are simply what appear to be 9/11 Truth Websites, but in reality do some kind of damage to various aspects of the Truth Movement's cohesion. In fact, if you surf around a lot, you may notice it's difficult to find 2 Truth Movement websites that don't disagree on some aspect of the anomalies. We're good, and we were at it on 9/12. smile.gif
9. When discrediting serious investigators, use clumsy, manufactured put-down phrases, as if they're part of normal lingo. Once someone - anyone, any one person - espouses one of the above semi-bizarre theories, then the entire membership of the message boards' website can be attached to this line of thinking. For example, if one of our own operatives comes by and suggests that "Passion of the Christ contains hidden messages detailing 9/11 airplane remote control swaps", then everyone you wish to discredit on this MB can be referred to as "you Whackjob Passion of the Christ Plane Swapper Info Decoders." Use ad infinitum.
Don't sweat discrediting ordinary Americans, particularly those who witnessed anything not sacntioned by the government, just let them speak. How much damage can they do with a video camera and a microphone? www.youtube.com/watch?v=js3Wc0rULr8
10. Lastly, do not give up, until we tell you to do so. Normally, we can send you guys out in groups of 3 or 4, plus there are always the truly stupid or truly up the government's ass non-paid whores who will join in, just for the fun of berating people they see as stupid, non-acceptors of everything they're fed by the gov't and MSM.
But delegation of shills on the 'net is tricky, and you may be asked to hold down the fort on your own for a spell. Better put on a pot of coffee.
Good luck, and without a doubt, you can probably take pride one day in the fact that you have helped keep the reality of 9/11 out of the public consciousness, and helped former used car salesmen scum like us insure that any unavoidable blame for these murderous ops falls on a few sacrificial lambs in middle management (now known as the Lyndie England paradigm), and that the corporatists/bankers who have directed and funded these operations for centuries will survived unscathed, to rule another millennium.
© Sept. 12, 2001, John Rendon Group
(or, "How I took my legacy of service to my country and flushed it down the loo for some retirement age beer money.")
1. Come from a government-related background. Ex-military, ex-intelligence and ex-defense contractor employees are fertile ground for post-retirement Perception Management recruitment. Generally, your loyalty has been established, and you posses the basic knowledge of the machinations of government business, whether it be above-board or covert. Plus, odds are at some point you've been forced to participated in some kind of Skull & Bones-ish, Bohemian Grove-esque homo-erotic ritual with Henry Kissinger or Merv Griffin (ewwww) that can be used to insure you'll keep your trap shut about what you know about us. Not to mention, you have a decent amount of free time now to spend online - and no one will ever be clever enough to remove the "ex" from your description.
No special skills are required - all you need to become a top-level propaganda whore is a PC or Mac, an internet connection (use a free NetZero dial-up account if your the standard, technically-challenged, corporate teat-sucking tight-ass), knowledge of simple cut-and-paste techniques, a talent for repeating yourself ad nauseum, and the ability to endure appearing moronically uninformed and embarrassingly ignorant of the mores of common sense and ethical conduct. Oh yes - and the ability to sleep at night whilst knowing you're helping a gang of disgusting mass murderers get away with the worst crime of in the history of mankind. (This will take some getting used to, but will become easier as you acquire the ability to look yourself in the mirror each morning and realize your not just getting older, you're becoming a slightly more wealthy, conscience-less shell of a human being.)
2. Always appear to be a Democrat/Liberal, and try to pick an appropriate nickname. Even if you are not a real Liberal (and anyone can be a shill, we don't care if you used to drive Bin Laden's car), be sure to constantly espouse Liberal/Democratic values, particularly total disgust for the current administration. This "ideo-camo" (as we call it) lends credence to otherwise more suspicious "Bush is innocent" attitude and helps obfuscate the financial nature of your opinions and motives.
If you truly are a Liberal, you will know the proper catch phrases and attitudes to possess. And take heart in the concept that you've not only sold out your country for money, you're stabbing your party in the back as well (see: Lee Hamilton). It's a Purgatory two for one sale! Now, if you're a Freeper or NeoCon with a mask on, try surfing the Liberal blogs for as long as you can stand it, glomming Dem talking points and Right-Wing put-downs. They're out there in spades these days - even the Republican blogs have some good ones.
3. Sign up on a Lib message board and make a bee-line for the 9/11 section. (They all have them now, some are just hard to find, since the mods and corporate heads tend to fear too much of this "crazy talk". If it's not in the current events section, try the "Coffee Klatch" or "Pa Dutch Quilting" section, anything that sounds unrelated to 9/11. They stick them anywhere there's room, and often try to appease ad sponsors by hiding them out of view of the GP.
Try to visit a political thread occasionally on the board you join, and make an ideological comment... although to be honest, very few will check your post history list and put 2 and 2 together. If necessary, just drop by, type a generic line like "Yeah, man, BushCo is going down!", then get back to work in the 9/11 room. Remember - we're not paying you $14.95 a line for posts with valid opinions here.
4. Stay in touch with your superiors - the paradigm of 9/11 obfuscation is always changing. The initial stages were to totally deny and obfuscate any government involvement in the op, while the bureaucrats foot-dragging successfully pushed the investigative envelope as far from the time line of events as possible, allowing for the maximum amount of evidence attrition to occur (and public apathetically-fed forgetfulness). Now that the world is slowly awakening to reality, Phase 2 is well under way - compartmentalize and restrict the blame. On the internet, we have shifted into the "a few rogue elements of the government having advance knowledge of the attacks" scenario. This blame, while still needing critical minimization, must be aimed at the proper targets as it invariably seeps out. Outside the 'net, no problems - rape allegation trials, missing rich girls on exotic islands, shark attacks and other everyday tripe are far more important to John Q. Public, as our corporate operatives repeatedly assure their suck puppets in the cable news biz.
For example - Mike Malloy 'came out' on 9/11 a while back. The damage may have already been done there, so we're scaling back. Randi Rhodes, however, is just now starting to really spill it, so we need heavy-duty shilling over there. Get your ducks in order and remember - we pay by the line! Post long and post often, about your undying love for The Goddess, whilst displaying the most righteous indignation over her daring to question the honesty of the Bush administration (don't worry, it sounds totally nonsensical, but... you'll figure out how to sell it, because if you don't, you're fired.) Rest assured that Randi will get wind of your boycott and phone you personally to plead with you to reconsider. (Just one of the many perks of Perception Managment Shilling.)
5. At all times, maintain the theory that the Bush administration, each and every one of them, are too stupid to have contributed in any way to the perpetration of this mass murder crime. Not too stupid to have the names of the 19 Arabs they claim did the deed, not 24 hours afterward without a shred of evidence, but too stupid to... well you get the picture. They're dumb, unorganized and... dumb. The three most important words to hammer away with are "incompetence", "incompetence" and "incompetence". Make constant references to the botched Iraq War, the botched Katrina relief and the botched 9/11 Investigation. Oops, scratch that 3rd item, my bad.
Also, try not to bring up the fact that the media completely ignored all of the evidence these Truthers are bringing up, and still continue to ignore it to this day. That does not mean in any way that the corporate heads of these "news organizations" are directing the reporting or editorializing the content. Except for Fox News - remember, even if you were a Repub, you're a Liberal now, and Fox is fair game in every aspect except 9/11 coverage. There, every news outlet is equal and "doing the best it can", and none can be blamed for ignoring 9/11 anomalies. It's all just "junk science" and "wild speculation by delusional paranoids." (Two more good focus-group-tested phrases, btw.)
You will see some "celebrities" and even some Congressmen coming on board this Truth Movement. Fear not, all is under control. Everyone you see being allowed to speak out in the MSM has been carefully selected on the basis of their past behavioral history (no matter how irrelevant to intelligence or honesty), their character assassination vulnerability (the "assassination method for pussies" as we call it in the agency), or their closet skeleton count (also known as "the number of whacky, fringe organizations they can be somehow attached to" for overall discrediting purposes).
6. On message boards, try to post up the same points as often as possible, even if they've been shot to hell like Swiss cheese. Just because 26 other posters handed you your ass a few times, over some flimsy data you supplied, doesn't mean there isn't a newbie out there who will see it and swallow it like candy. Remember, this is not a battle to win over Truth Movement members - they cling to their silly "facts" and "proof" and "evidence of previous governmental dishonesty"- it's all about impressing the uninitiated center. You have righteous indignation on your side, and most people are too lazy to do any research themselves, and will often buy into the first bit of data they see. So get to them first and often!
7. Always point to your "superior credentials" on technical issues, even if you have to make them up. No one can prove squat about anyone's life experience, education or previous employment history via online info, so go nuts. Try, if you can, to relate any claims you make to the subject matter. For example, if I were to tout my experience in avionics while explaining why Larry Silverstein didn't mean "Pull it!" when he said "Pull it!", that would be a mistake. Likewise, mentioning the large mouth bass I caught at the lake last year does not buck up my theory that the small jet that hit the Pentagon West Wing was an A3 flown by a rogue Air Force pilot who suspected Donald Rumsfeld was shtupping his wife, then forgot which wing Rummy's office was in.
One you've established your pseudo-superior experience on a subject, immediately challenge others on the thread to produce proof of theirs. Most message board posters will not be as clever as you, and will admit they haven't had time to make up a schooling history. Bam! You got 'em.
8. When you find something that works, stay with it. An overused Achilles' Heel can stand the test of time, no matter how it's ripped apart by facts an investigation. Plenty of suspect evidence has been planted on 9/11, such as the "hologram CGI planes theory", the "no bodies found at the Trade Center" theory, the "Flight 93 was shot down, man!", the "Steven E. Jones is a Cyborg" theory, the "The Federal Reserve is a privately-owned corporation that helps it's globalist owners fund ops like 9/11" theory.... Oops... that was supposed to stay under wraps for a while. Forget I mentioned it. And when all else fails, bring out the "A" word - associate 9/11 Trust members with alien abductions and UFOlogists. We've been cultivating this parallel for decades now, so use it. What do you think - that we spend 200 mil a year on Area 51 because we're doing some kind of actual research there? Bahahahaha!
Also, try to derail any debates that point to taboo subjects. For example, the significance of the date September 11th. Red flags are comments about 9/11/1973 being the day Henry Kissinger orchestrated the overthrow of Chile's democratically-elected government and the murder of Salvaor Allende, or that 9/11/1991 (exactly 10 years previous) was the day of GHW Bush's first "New World Order" speech. Purely coinciednce, as is everything related to the numbers 9 and 11.
Don't forget another asset you've had from the beginning - the shill websites. Some of these[/url] are admittedly completely government-funded piles of steamy sh*t, but some are simply what appear to be 9/11 Truth Websites, but in reality do some kind of damage to various aspects of the Truth Movement's cohesion. In fact, if you surf around a lot, you may notice it's difficult to find 2 Truth Movement websites that don't disagree on some aspect of the anomalies. We're good, and we were at it on 9/12. smile.gif
9. When discrediting serious investigators, use clumsy, manufactured put-down phrases, as if they're part of normal lingo. Once someone - anyone, any one person - espouses one of the above semi-bizarre theories, then the entire membership of the message boards' website can be attached to this line of thinking. For example, if one of our own operatives comes by and suggests that "Passion of the Christ contains hidden messages detailing 9/11 airplane remote control swaps", then everyone you wish to discredit on this MB can be referred to as "you Whackjob Passion of the Christ Plane Swapper Info Decoders." Use ad infinitum.
Don't sweat discrediting ordinary Americans, particularly those who witnessed anything not sacntioned by the government, just let them speak. How much damage can they do with a video camera and a microphone? www.youtube.com/watch?v=js3Wc0rULr8
10. Lastly, do not give up, until we tell you to do so. Normally, we can send you guys out in groups of 3 or 4, plus there are always the truly stupid or truly up the government's ass non-paid whores who will join in, just for the fun of berating people they see as stupid, non-acceptors of everything they're fed by the gov't and MSM.
But delegation of shills on the 'net is tricky, and you may be asked to hold down the fort on your own for a spell. Better put on a pot of coffee.
Good luck, and without a doubt, you can probably take pride one day in the fact that you have helped keep the reality of 9/11 out of the public consciousness, and helped former used car salesmen scum like us insure that any unavoidable blame for these murderous ops falls on a few sacrificial lambs in middle management (now known as the Lyndie England paradigm), and that the corporatists/bankers who have directed and funded these operations for centuries will survived unscathed, to rule another millennium.